I've loved Showgirls ever since my dad and I first watched the heavily censored version on VH1 together back when I was in high school. He had seen it before and believed he was performing a significant mitzvah by sharing it with me, pointing out all his favorite parts like a personalized piece of DVD commentary. And to this day, his favorite parts are …
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