the tale of the guy that was maybe planning to murder me
I know yall like weird guy stories and I've been holding out on you. Walk with me. Here it is, my weirdest guy ever*.
*I say that, but we all know it's not true. Whatever multiplicities may plague this big world of ours, whatever strangenesses and glimmerings behind the veil, one thing is always certain: I always, always have a weirder guy to tell people…
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